I’m going to start a blog called “Lies Pinterest Told Me.”

1. Cauliflower crust is not as good as regular pizza crust. The same goes for spinach. 

2. Bananas + egg =/= pancakes. It’s a fucking banana omelette.

3. No smoothie ever has filled someone up for 8 hours.

4. Zucchini fries will never taste as good, or better than potato fries.

5.  If you use the word “foodgasm” in a pin, I will come to your house and defecate on your grandmother.